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By Justin Racz

ISBN-10: 1596918853

ISBN-13: 9781596918856

Guaranteed to make you thankful for the task you've got and grateful for the only you do not. From Saddam Hussein Double to Telemarketing Script author to the fellow who operates the "It's a Small global in the end" experience, satirist Justin Racz has spanned the globe to discover fifty jobs worse than yours, with a view to all consider larger approximately our personal. that includes fifty colour pictures of the bleak, the pitiful, the hysterical jobs in the market, and all their bad employment information, Fifty Jobs Worse Than Yours is the precise reward for someone caught in a nine-to-five grind who must take into account why it may be a complete, good deal worse. Justin Racz is a copywriter for BBDO long island. His parody J.Crewd used to be released by way of Doubleday in 1998. "I've held a couple of those jobs, so I converse from adventure while I say Justin Racz has became a painful and intensely miserable topic into excessive humor. I simply want i might considered this publication first." - Tom Connor, co-author of Martha Stuart's greater Than You At...

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Should I go on this Paxil? My hair's falling into the keyboard. Was Grandpa bald? 24. Gas Station Foodmart Night Manager Deter robbery. Know when to remove bad milk and skunked beer. Refill the cheesefood in the nacho cheese machine. N/A. 25 an hour. Be cool. Earn the respect of the skater punks and they will not steal your Red Bull. Free food, free Slushies, free rein of the porno mags as long as you are in a security camera blind spot. S. and England worsen, robbers are keenly aware that a restriction of foreign oil production will send gasoline prices higher, creating a surplus of cash in register drawers.

M. M. eight-hour shift. $6 to $8 per hour plus commission. Being tracked down by a customer with outstanding caller-ID. Talk to people, briefly, from all over the world. When potential customers suggest you go have sex with yourself. 8. Cheesecake Tin Quality Control Marks & Spencer Cheesecakes of London don't box themselves. And they definitely do not make sure that their tin lids are properly sealed. Such is the job of the cheesecake tin quality controller, who, 8,000 times an hour, gently applies pressure with a thumb making sure they are hermetically sealed.

12. Rat Catcher Rat catcher ranks just below gravedigger (job #36), except in Bombay. According to municipal officials in India, over 20,000 residents, 40 percent of whom are university graduates, recently applied for seventy-one job vacancies. M. (day rat killer). M. (night rat killer) For the princely sum of fifty-five rupees, or one British pound, all one has to do is catch twenty-five oversized bandicoot rats a night. A nice, fluid baseball swing. Though it would eat into profits, caught vermin can make a nice dinner for two.

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