By Barbour Publishing
Here's a glowing selection of unsullied humor, perfect for any age and state of affairs. Following within the footsteps of alternative best-selling Barbour comic story books-such as Noah's favourite Animal Jokes, The World's maximum number of Church Jokes, and Knock, Knock, who is There?-the entries in 777 nice fresh Jokes are labeled by means of subject and promise hours of enjoyable and laughter for private interpreting, church actions, and speech or sermon training.
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He didn’t give a hoot. 109 What does an educated owl say? ” 110 What should you do when someone throws a goose at you? Duck. 111 What do you say when someone throws a duck at another duck? ” 112 What do you say when someone throws a goose at a duck? “Duck, duck! ” 113 What bird is always out of breath? A puffin. 114 A young bird fell out of its nest and hurtled through the branches of the tree, heading for the ground. ” called out a robin as the chick zoomed by. ” said the little bird. 115 Teacher: Where are elephants found?
None; you just pick it up as you go along. 235 The new ensign was assigned to submarines, his dream since he was a young boy. He was trying to impress the master chief with his expertise learned in sub school. The master chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, it’s really simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. ” 236 A man at the construction site was bragging that he was stronger than anyone else. He began making fun of one of the older workmen.
You started off in the mailroom. Just one week later, you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district sales manager. Just four months later, you were promoted to vice president. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. ” “Thanks,” said the employee. ” the boss replied. ” “Oh, sorry,” the employee said. ” 230 How did the carpenter break his teeth? He chewed on his nails. 231 A man applied for a job at a construction firm.
777 Great Clean Jokes by Barbour Publishing